bloody hell

[jinian]

Um. Yeah, sure, great idea. Let's make sure salmon are still protected as an endangered species. What? You mean they need places to live? Bah.

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[mactavish.livejournal.com]

They'll just have to learn to deal with warm, silty streams instead of cool, gravelly streams.

[torquemada.livejournal.com]

I'd like to restate for the record that, when I am made God Emperor, I shall institute mandatory reversible sterilisation for everyone, and that I shall enforce a one-child limit for the next few generations. That or I'll set a few billion people on fire, terrible fire!

[jinian.livejournal.com]

You've got my vote.

[torquemada.livejournal.com]

Was it the sterilisation, or the fire? I'm still working out the balance between carrot and stick, and I'd like some opinions.

[jinian.livejournal.com]

Well, we know which one Kat likes. :) I'm more for the sterilization myself.

[torquemada.livejournal.com]

I think I will stick with the stated order, and save the fire for districts that are particularly insolent. I will go ahead and double my order of orbital death satellites, though.

[lithera.livejournal.com]

Some people should just not have children.

Though you cannot ignore the coolness of orbital laser platforms.

I mean... c'mon.

it's not science if there aren't lasers in it

[torquemada.livejournal.com]

I kept asking for some at my last job but my manager kept telling me we didn't have the budget. He also refused to give me a magic pony.

Re: it's not science if there aren't lasers in it

[lithera.livejournal.com]

Damn it. Bosses don't give you stuff like they should. I mean, I want to go back to Italy, but will the company pay for it... Noooooo.

Bah. Jobs.

Re: it's not science if there aren't lasers in it

[jinian.livejournal.com]

How did he expect you to pop your popcorn without lasers? Someone should talk to the UN Humans Rights Commission about this guy.

Re: it's not science if there aren't lasers in it

[torquemada.livejournal.com]

To be fair he was in favour of orbital death satellites, albeit nervous at me having control of them. Even after I promised to warn folks we knew in major cities before dropping 500-metre space rocks on them.

[lithera.livejournal.com]

Fire! Fire! Woooooo!

[wiredferret.livejournal.com]

I've had real trouble respecting this whole debate since I found out that most of the salmon runs in Seattle are artificial. My grandfather remembers when the Cedar River run was started.

[jinian.livejournal.com]

If part of the agreement with the builders was that artificial runs would be built, I would be a lot more okay with this. I am not okay with the Fisheries people just going, "Oh, we're going to lose anyway, so never mind."

[rubricity.livejournal.com]

There is also the fact that many of the "artificial" salmon runs are there because we've already obliterated so many of "natural" ones through damming and development.