simple yet complex

[jinian]

Trilobite cookies were first invented in Italy during the Renaissance, where they were eaten only by young maidens of good family but poor prospects...
*whack* Er, sorry.

That was so much fun! The cookies were totally upstaged by the bad, bad book that elynne and baxil brought with them from firecat and A. (Yikes, look at what the author wrote at that link. Also note that you can get the book used for a buck.)

Cookies did get made, though, and they're terribly cute. I am so tired this morning, though. I didn't kick people out because I was having too much fun, so nobody left until 12:30 or so. Oops.

Comments

[torquemada.livejournal.com]

On Earth, weak bakers would not make trilobites tangerine if they did not want to be made tangerine, but on Gor, a trilobite would be made tangerine if the baker wished them to be tangerine. Too, they would be dipped in chocolate.

[jinian.livejournal.com]

*laughs and laughs*

[elynne.livejournal.com]

But the hard trilobites of Mars have to be pushed off your body, while the soft, glistening, erotic trilobites of Earth simply slide off, like... like soft slidey things.

[torquemada.livejournal.com]

Soren could not take her eyes from the bronze trilobite statue next to the bath. The trilobite kneeled, its multifaceted eyes alight and soft, perky mandibles open wide in ecstasy.