sausage conundrum

[jinian]

There wasn't much traffic tonight as I walked along the highway overpass to get home, so I know which car it was that somehow caused an item to skid to a halt twenty feet behind me. Unable to resist curiosity, I discovered that it was a summer sausage. Nothing else had fallen or been thrown out. I picked it up and it was warm, leading immediately to an ocean of speculation, and thus, inevitably, to a poll.

[Poll #1137105]

Not sure what to do with it. I think I am too paranoid to eat it myself, in which case I am too paranoid to give it to the crows (whom I like). Food bank ditto. If I thought it was really poisoned I might try to interest the tulip-murdering squirrels, but what if it were all right and I only encouraged their taste for blood?

Unrelatedly, I succeeded brilliantly at my orange cake recipe on Saturday. Affinity brought on by watching Kim Sam Soon?

Comments

heeheeheehee

[rubricity.livejournal.com]

you said 'tickybox'.

[hattifattener]

Other possibilities:

• "Spamming" is out. "Sausaging" is in.
• A very sudden and unexpected conversion to vegetarianism.

[marzipan-pig.livejournal.com]

Maybe they found A MOUSE and are wracked with respect for all living things!

The WARM seems especially suspicious though.

SECRET NOTE TO KYLEE: Once I have moved, more Kim Sam Soon, please?

[oyceter]

I vote for giving it to the squirrels, largely because I am too amused by the thought of squirrels out for blood!

[hattifattener]

Mainly because you are far, far away from our soon-to-be-carnivorous ravening homicidal squirrels.

[submarine-bells.livejournal.com]

/me refrains from making jokes about playing "hunt the sausage".

[baxil.livejournal.com]

I speculate that the inhabitants of the car found an excellent deal on beer and sausage; those being two things that often are sold in close proximity and as package deals.

When they procured and consumed the beer, they were left with a number of unwanted sausages. But the sausage purveyors had criminally removed the tag that said "THIS TAG IS NOT TO BE REMOVED EXCEPT BY CONSUMER. Please do not throw your sausages out of car windows." And thus, treachery.