open letters on the first day of finals

[jinian]

Dear Uterus,
I would much appreciate a return to your previous policy of delaying menstruation when subjected to stressful conditions. Today's superfluous bleeding and cramping during my most difficult final was NOT on. (This after a cramperrific Wiscon, thanks so much.)

Dear Exam Graders,
When I leave a question blank, it is because I didn't know the answer. Circling each instance of this and writing big red question marks is not productive. Shut up.

Comments

[ursula]

This is probably more depressing than enlightening, but the circles are probably there so you don't write in the correct answer and then complain that your exam was misgraded.

[oyceter]

Grrr, that is frustrating! *sends hugs*