steampunk Snow Queen
Dec. 22nd, 2015 09:59 amThere will be other posts about the so-called steampunk Snow Queen, I am completely certain, and I will link them here when there are. It was certainly a thing that happened. Theatrical choices were made.
And, since those choices were the most interesting thing about the production, I have decided that what I really want to see is a musical about the making of The Snow Queen.
Selected musical numbers include:
"To Cast a Balding Man"
"This Actress is a Flower"
"Uncomfortable Racial Dynamics"
"Accents Make Everything Better"
and the triumphant anthem that pulled the whole cast together to make the production work, "Math is Evil and Snow is Bees".
And, since those choices were the most interesting thing about the production, I have decided that what I really want to see is a musical about the making of The Snow Queen.
Selected musical numbers include:
"To Cast a Balding Man"
DIRECTOR: Or how will they know?
That Kai... is really... me?
"This Actress is a Flower"
"Uncomfortable Racial Dynamics"
CAST (staccato whispering): Uncomfortable! Racial! Dynamics!
DIRECTOR (in descant): TO-tally IN-nocent! The man has a talent for daaaaance!
"Accents Make Everything Better"
and the triumphant anthem that pulled the whole cast together to make the production work, "Math is Evil and Snow is Bees".