intelligence test: failed

When a sign in the store says, "Pet the cat at your own risk", do not assume that the worst he will do is wrestle your arm a bit or leave dents in the skin. Even if he starts out licky and snuggling into a shopping basket, keep your guard up. Them's carnivores, and their teeth can slice your left index finger just as well as they can mouseflesh. (Right by the nail, too, little bastard. Ow.)