record of the destruction of magnetic poetry

[jinian]

poetry sets:

cat -- standard -- promotional STD clinic -- promotional bank Thanksgiving -- proverb halves

notable contributors:

jinian -- elynne -- hattifattener

special thanks to:

kalmn for the STD clinic set

poetry:

time out from semen flinging

let her see all she can have

destroy the terrible anal lube toys

do me
I'm fuzzy

Morris dance sensation

abnormal date massage day
hurry your child and father
can she use the long touch?

we not play good
we make laughter to have deep stomachs

love is as time 
to the gentle green man
he is from sky breath
and the warm earth
listen  surrender  vanish

there was needy dogs

wanderest after morning
moment through love

throw about
favorite cheering pounce potatoes

back off God

I'm crawling less enthusiastically

I will have
a loverly lion friend
like you were

his milk be a dream like anxious bobcat song

people sniff furniture?

bless my testicle!!!
flirt testing shall wind him and remind him
we will make beautiful masturbation
this early hour

queer mouse said meow

safe vagina discharge

my peepee attitude is go

naughty woman!
her personality ugly
as a poop storm
she better blow my penis

neurotic companion
never having condom
won't groom
why can't I leave

pussy mischief gets the grease

Fish and guests are free

The early bird:  All work and no play

God is another man's poison

a good woman deserves another

Jesus will get you nowhere

dinner and the opera is worth two in the bush

A bird in the hand make the man die young

A new broom isn't over till the fat lady sings

fluffy conquers all

One man's meat helps those who help themselves

What you don't know is next to godliness

gold is not a mutual hairball
you ask winter for a snuggle
kiss my burning chlamydia puddy loudly
cervix fishing for his present
although it will come in dinnertime
an oral family act

remember
these are
not our shadows

oops bad sex
leave

be with kitty!  no sleep!

Comments

[rubricity.livejournal.com]

The first time I met elynne she'd just put "kiss my burning chlamydia puddy loudly" on the fridge.

In the same instant she frightened and charmed me.

:)

[jinian.livejournal.com]

I will mail her that you said so. :)

[submarine-bells.livejournal.com]

Oh, fridge magnet poetry, yay! I whiled away many an amused moment reading your fridge while waiting for breakfast to cook during that week I stayed with you in January. Reading this post reminds me of some of my favourites. :-)

muh.

[mittelbar.livejournal.com]

be with kitty! no sleep!

[kalmn.livejournal.com]

I will have
a loverly lion friend
like you were

oh, yay!

[jinian.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I made that one and have always liked it.

[torquemada.livejournal.com]

Yay fridge poetry! I still need to pick up some sets of that.