warning!

[jinian]

Many pages of excellent parody of the U.S. government's dopey safety advice. Not a good idea to read if loud laughter is frowned upon in your current location. (Thank you, piranha!)

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don't eat brown acid!

[rubricity.livejournal.com]

heehee. These are hilarious. My other favorites:

In case of disaster, your dick will lead you to the nearest midget whorehouse.

The Illuminati sees the stain of your sin.