make it stop

[jinian]

The Access help files use "criteria" as singular.

*wham* *wham* *wham*

Comments

[wiredferret.livejournal.com]

That's not the only thing wrong with them, according to the Access programmers I know.

[torquemada.livejournal.com]

All your criterion are belong to us.

'access' 'programmer'

[torquemada.livejournal.com]

AH HAHAHAHA AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seriously, it does take a lot of work and skill to make Access do useful things. It is not the Access programmers I mock - simply the combination of words. Much like 'HTML developer'.

AHHHH HAHAHAHAHA

[wcg.livejournal.com]

No doubt based on the logical chain, "Well... data is singular, so criteria must be too..."

What an amazing

[mittelbar.livejournal.com]

phenomena.

Re: What an amazing

[jinian.livejournal.com]

*snrk*/ARGH!

Re: 'access' 'programmer'

[jinian.livejournal.com]

How does "Access wrangler" work for you? That's a bit more like how I feel.

Re: 'access' 'programmer'

[torquemada.livejournal.com]

Given the 'cat wrangler' connotation, I would consider that pretty accurate.