olfactory bulletins from the land of all-hate/all-sad

[jinian]

1. An empty plastic B-vitamin bottle smells strangely like boiling pasta.

2. The blooming chestnut tree down the street makes the entire block smell remarkably like semen.

Comments

[kalmn.livejournal.com]

the dogs send a smell of cornchips. because they need baths.

all hail all-hate

[beaq.livejournal.com]

When I drink coffee, my pee smells like Cheerios. I don't like Cheerios.

[rubricity.livejournal.com]

The blooming chestnut tree down the street makes the entire block smell remarkably like semen.

Are you sure it's not just one of your neighbors responding to spam about increasing their ejaculate volume? ;)

[marzipan-pig.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha ha.

I know what trees you mean, though I hadn't identified them as chesnut trees. I mean, I know what trees you mean in my own neighborhood. All of nature is connected at its fertile points, perhaps?