dear hormones
Jun. 14th, 2010 12:16 pmLet's start with the good stuff: I love sex. So props for making all that possible. Nice work. And I usually enjoy the secondary sexual characteristics on me and others.
At the moment, however, I have a few problems with y'all. I have work to do here, and crying is not compatible with sowing seeds to the plate. Further, if you could decide whether I am having a period or not (I do prefer NOT, but just fucking choose already) I would be much obliged, or at least less homicidal.
No love,
me
[PS ETA: OH THANKS I needed a migraine too, very helpful.]
At the moment, however, I have a few problems with y'all. I have work to do here, and crying is not compatible with sowing seeds to the plate. Further, if you could decide whether I am having a period or not (I do prefer NOT, but just fucking choose already) I would be much obliged, or at least less homicidal.
No love,
me
[PS ETA: OH THANKS I needed a migraine too, very helpful.]