name order poll

Disclaimer: Obviously not all couples consist of a woman and a man. If you have never referred to a couple that does, or one that is legally married, or one that shares a last name, just don't check those boxes. I am not getting into higher-order relationships, as the combinatorics are prohibitive.

The stuff I'm really interested in here is the scansion and phonology. I think we all do this name arrangement subconsciously most of the time, and that is cool, so if you can figure out what your brain is doing I want to know about it.

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