weekend

Burned things. Sat next to burning things while giving and receiving simultaneous backrubs, which I have no doubt was very cute indeed, and french-braiding boy-hair. Toasted things with great dexterity. Saw burning magnesium at a distance and people burning wood very stupidly at an insufficient distance. Got sand in my trousers and got laid, which are not related events.

Got plants. Planted seeds. Discovered that at least one cat has been shitting in the rose bed. Flung poo (under the deck). Pulled weeds. Attempting to rescucitate a violet.