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shrinkage
My stomach is still fat. It droops off to the side in this fascinating way when I'm lying naked next to Wim. The rest of me is shrinking, though. Maybe it's partly because I haven't been eating properly for the past week or so, but I had some big thigh muscles coming out before that. They changed the shape of my thigh more than they changed the girth; pants which had been perfectly decorous suddenly accentuated this forward-leaping bump on each leg. Wim seemed impressed, but it was not what I was after. It worried me some.
They're my Viking muscles. :) Through no fault of my own, I was misheard by a tapir when I invited her to feel up my biking muscles. There's this lovely mental image of large burly men with axes and flowing hair riding into a village on bikes to terrorize everyone.
I like being more fit, even if right now I feel more faint. (Acupuncture tomorrow.) But the changes in my body seem unreal. Taking advantage of them is fun -- ha! I have you in my thighs! you cannot escape! -- though I think my calf muscles may now be more appetizing to komodo dragons. I'll have to be careful.
And once again I will need new bras. My breasts are staying the same size, but my diameter is shrinking. I hope it's just that the elastic is stretched out, 'cause if I have to go to DDD I am going to be pissed. Do you know how many hooks they have on those things?!
Note also that I would like sex to work as advertised. It is supposed to make me less horny. I should write to the manufacturer.
They're my Viking muscles. :) Through no fault of my own, I was misheard by a tapir when I invited her to feel up my biking muscles. There's this lovely mental image of large burly men with axes and flowing hair riding into a village on bikes to terrorize everyone.
I like being more fit, even if right now I feel more faint. (Acupuncture tomorrow.) But the changes in my body seem unreal. Taking advantage of them is fun -- ha! I have you in my thighs! you cannot escape! -- though I think my calf muscles may now be more appetizing to komodo dragons. I'll have to be careful.
And once again I will need new bras. My breasts are staying the same size, but my diameter is shrinking. I hope it's just that the elastic is stretched out, 'cause if I have to go to DDD I am going to be pissed. Do you know how many hooks they have on those things?!
Note also that I would like sex to work as advertised. It is supposed to make me less horny. I should write to the manufacturer.
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